I love Forrest Gump more than almost any real person I have ever known. Last night at a party a bunch of us engaged in an argument over Forrest’s relationship with Jenny Curran (I bet you didn’t know that was her last name). I have long said that Jenny is the worst person of all time. Forrest deserves so much better than a tramp like her. I understand you are supposed to hate her or whatever, but seriously, fuck Jenny. Yeah so what he isn’t a genius, Forrest’s drill sargeant might argue against that opinion, but god damnit was he deserving of someone who could see him as more than a fallback. I am getting so heated right now that I can’t even discuss the topic anymore. So I will reiterate my previous statement of “fuck her”. I mean come on Jenny, he named all of his shrimp boats after you. And all you do for him is bang him out and then abandon him for 5 years? You crawl back, steal his heart again, marry him, and then die.
P.S. Apparently the author of Forrest Gump wrote a screenplay called Gump & Co. which was supposed to be made into a second movie. Unfortunately, legal disputes prevented it’s production temporarily. Reports say that there is still debate going on as to whether or not the movie will get made. Apparently Forrest will be playing football for the New Orleans Saints, designing a new coke, crashing the exxon valdez, destroying the berlin wall, and fighting in Operation Desert Storm. He may all be meeting Saddam Hussein, Ronald Reagan, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Ollie North, and Ivan Boesky.
I sort of hope it doesn’t happen, but if it does you bet your ass I will be the first in line to see it.
2 Comments
April 16, 2009 at 3:37 pm
dude that was my senior quote… YEARS ago.
that movie kicks ass. stand by me is another favorite of mine. you seen it!?
May 26, 2009 at 2:47 am
rightly done. watching forrest gump at an early age scared me stiff of hard drugs and jenny is a total cunt.